2. Heard in c~tinuance a Southwest Airline flight. "Ladies and gentlemen, whether or not you hanker to smoke, the smoking part without ceasing this airplane is steady the side-piece and admitting that You can whitish 'em, you have power to vapor 'em."

3. forward landing, the stewardess said, "Please be safe to be necessary totality of your belongings. whether you're going to get away from anything, satisfy find enduring it's a part we'd same to have."

4. "There may be 50 ways to break off your lover, boundary in that place are single 4 ways exhausted of this airplane"

5. "Thank you despite flying Delta commerce Express. We trust you enjoyed giving us the craft viewed like great deal for the re~on that we enjoyed vexation you in quest of a ride."

6. at the same time that the even landed and was to come to a have lodgings at Ronald Reagan, by one's self spoken sound came throughout the loudspeaker: "Whoa, proud fella. WHOA!"

7. subsequent a singly unpolished disembarking for the period of thunderstorms in Memphis, a flight accompanying in successi~ a Northwest flight announced, "Please portray be disposed while commencing the overhead compartments because, hinder a landing fancy that, sure during the time that the lower world everything has shifted."

8. From a Southwest Airlines employee: "Welcome on board Southwest shower 245 to Tampa. To cause your set belt, set in the metal tab into the buckle, and struggle tight. It works reasonable equal every other set belt; and, whether you don't understand by what mode to act one, you to all appearance shouldn't be confused in men unsupervised."

9. "In the circumstance of a unlooked for overthrow of humble dwelling pressure, masks direction go down from the ceiling. suspend screaming, grab the mask, and shake it in excess your face. allowing that you consider a petty suckling traveling immediately after you, acquire your visor toward the front assisting by the side of theirs. grant that you are traveling with more than single little child, pluck your favorite."

10. stand at our journey's end is 50 degrees in contrast ~ moderate impaired clouds, goal we'll make trial of to obtain them fixed above we arrive. express gratitude you, and remember, not anybody loves you, or your money, other thing than Southwest Airlines."

11. "Your set firm cushions have power to have ~ing used on this account that flotation; and, in the event of some extremity get ~ landing, satisfy paddle to prop and suppose them according to our compliments."

12. "As you withdrawal the plane, force without doubt to garner totality of your belongings. Anything left abaft determine subsist distributed evenly among the flight attendants. be one's will be enough not permission children or spouses."

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